April 2012
My YOLO list
I ate an omelette today. YOLO
I played AD Sona. YOLO.
Got fired after two months of training because the place is full of old farts. YOLO (not applied to me)
Kid with autism farted on me today. YOLO…
A dude on a bus farted near me. YOLO.
Got drunk instead of doing my paper. YOLO.
Spent all my money on nonsense. YOLO.
Moar to come.
UH OH
Watch your mouth.
March 2012
Allow Nasus to farm.
Nasus becomes manly and dives into teamfights without a warrant.
GEEGEE.
YOLO
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT IT MEANS.
Now that song make sense. HAHAHA
When your mom is angry and you want to ask for... →
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So you keep on looking at her like;
this blog is epic
Ellen the Generous
shitmystudentswrite:
The cases of these young teens spurred a lot of attention from media icons. Anderson Cooper and Ellen the generous joined to voice their concerns against LGBTQ bullying.
best math joke EVAR
learntoofly:
If you draw a curve of her pleasure in bed with me, she gets asymptotically close to climax. And right when she is like “I’m epsilon there, I epsilon there!” that’s when I climax, and you see it breaks off like a step function. Because at that point sex is no longer continuous.
I hate everything
Got that second interview.
But I had to cancel a lunch date with a friend. She’s now pissed.
It wasn’t something I could’ve prevented…the company wanted to finish interviews as soon as possible and tomorrow at 2 was the only time available. And they called me in. Today. At nine in the morning. I messaged her as soon as that was over but I guess she never got it because she was also mad that I...
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This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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QQ
OMG.
TUMBLR SHOULD HAVE A CHAT OPTION.
I love these questions.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yar.
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Puhaaha nope. Too immature for me.
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? That’s the most interesting combo of emotions.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Sure.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re...
